hellonewworld:

Chicago
Missed Connection

pielocik:

You, a stunning brunette in a yellow sundress standing at the corner of Spring & Broadway.

Me, a singing anthropomorphized schoolbus named Jerry being pursued by the mafia.

Love this guy. So great. 

(Source: thedailywhat)

thedailywhat:

Morning Fluff: So, so, so close. Points for trying?

[to]

Sure. I’ll approve.

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(Source: oldpeoplefacebook)

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(Source: oldpeoplefacebook)

thedailywhat:

On-Air Blooper of the Day: Jessica Starr, meteorologist at Detroit’s Fox 2, had a slight wardrobe malfunction earlier this week.

While her green dress would be appropriate in practically any situation, it turns out not to work very well while reading the weather in front of a green screen.

Don’t they cover this on the first day of meteorology school?

[22words.]

Holy shit. This anchor has to be nominated for some award in the field of on-air stupidity. He clearly thinks that because she is wearing green she becomes invisible and you should be able to see him behind her. 

“Huh. It doesn’t work,” he says.

What a world class maroon! 

(Source: interweber, via thetrifler)

thetrifler:

The rate of homelessness among fax machines is through the roof.

You should see the line outside the methadooooonnnnnne-eeeeeaaahhhh-beep-beep-boop-boop-beep-boop clinic.

thetrifler:

The rate of homelessness among fax machines is through the roof.

You should see the line outside the methadooooonnnnnne-eeeeeaaahhhh-beep-beep-boop-boop-beep-boop clinic.

Peter Seafinowicz does 50 impressions in two minutes. Not what you’re expecting. But better. 

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