January 2009
64 posts
Police Google farmers, find marijuana field →
(via hellofriend)
Watchfuckyeahsharks:
FUCKING BADASS.
Watchringoknowsbest:
(via hellofriend)
I Don't Define Myself By My Ability To Travel... →
Here’s a perfect example of what I have to deal with: I’ve been hanging out with the same group of guys down at McNeilley’s Pub for almost 10 years now. Boy, have we had some crazy times. Once, I got so drunk I threw up coleslaw all over the bathroom floor! But do they call me “Dennis the Drunken Menace,” or “Nine-Shots Myrie”? Nope. But you mention one...
“This is our 16th year,” Eisenhart told CNN affiliate WKOW. “I wish I...”
– Quote from monster truck show promoter George Eisenhart, who was crushed by one of the trucks at this weekend’s show.
WatchYOU OLD HORNY SLUT!!
“I’m an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with F—k Mountain.”
– Gob Bluth
Watchhellonewworld:
Sap of the day at elephants.com via BB
Tina Turner Burns Down Legs For Insurance Money →
hellonewworld:
This is the latest in a string of high-profile insurance scams. Last year, Jennifer Lopez claimed her posterior had been damaged in a rear-end collision, but was later spotted taking the intact buttocks to the gym. In 2005, Eric Clapton told officials that his hands had been stolen, though a three-month investigation later revealed that they were only hidden inside a pair of roomy...
“Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they...”
– HST, The Great Shark Hunt, 1979
Happy Inauguration Day
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caro:
willw:
The Curious Case of Forrest Gump
“The story of a man-child told through flashbacks with thick New Orleans voiceovers.” HA.
Question For The Masses
Is it at all shameful to place intramural sports accomplishments among your personal greatest sporting achievements? Do club and high school feats from your teens outweigh rec-league performances from your 20s just because they were more “organized”?
Food for thought on this Monday.
Dreams Last Night Included
- Waiting in a dentist’s office with Will Ferrel, making jokes about oversized biscuits and pig butts.
- Trying to climb rocks while on a cell phone and falling into a lake.
- Trying to put on chap stick that kept melting away before it could reach my lips.
- Watching The Wrestler, then somehow getting transported into the movie. Only difference, it was about a centaur wrestler. And he...
Watch-Via Lovely Nina Mehta Maid
You Can't fire me, I'm drunk! →
Peru’s top court has ruled that workers cannot be fired for being drunk on the job, a decision that was criticized by the government on Wednesday for setting a dangerous precedent.
(good find a-town)
Charles Barkley Finally Gets That Blow Job →
“Damn, man, I’m telling you, that was one seriously high-quality blow job,” added Barkley, leaning forward in his seat to yawn and crack his neck. “Drinking or not drinking, there’s no mystery why I was in such a hurry to get that taken care of when they pulled me over last month. Now, if there’s no questions, I’m going to go get me some eggs. I could eat...
Google Search Results For "Bush is resting... →
Like A Fresh Pair-a Sneakers
New year. New job. New theme.
