"Most guys, we can recite all of The Godfather, we can recite all of Caddyshack, we can do those kinds of things. Women, by and large, can’t. You guys can say “you complete me”, and that’s about it. And I think it’s because in the history of movies, there have been fewer quotable lines spoken by actresses than actors."
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- Aaron Sorkin (follow and join the #LadiesinFilm tag on Twitter to prove him wrong with quotable lines from women across film history). #geenadavis4eva (via nonaswriting)

I have two words for you, Sorkin: AS IF

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I think it’s probably because the feminine brain pan is too small from being weak and female and also too squishy from all the uterus lining tissue that gets clogged in our stupid lady ‘brains’. I use quotations because female brains are actually malformed, misplaced fallopian tubes.

Also… Sorkin… I don’t know why you try so hard to make me hate you after winning me over like 10 fucking years ago. I want to punch your stupid hair off your thick ass skull, like, most of the time.

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First of all, I can quote most of Caddyshack but I’m pretty sure no one would EVER want me to. They would say, “Please stop. You are horrible. If you say ‘Na na na na na’ one more time I’ll slap your mouth” because quoting movie lines is one of the most grating things a person can do. So this is kind of like saying “Most guys can imitate a fart sound. Women, by and large, can’t.”

But I’m sad that a public figure has no shame in saying something like this in 2011. -J

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Fart.

(Source: shelbyknox, via thetrifler)