Professional professional // The Onion's editorial coordinator // A fool unto himself........................... The opinions expressed within this Tumblr are solely my own and 1994 NBA All-Star B.J. Armstrong's.
This sign has been out in front of the wine bar near my home. This is the least funny thing I have ever seen. One time, many months ago, I saw a mortally wounded robin on the sidewalk, still breathing, struggling for life, but intestines visible. I wanted to help it, but I didn’t know what to do. It was so disturbing I never told anyone about it until now. And that was still funnier than this sign.
You should pitch that mortally wounded robin thing to McSweeney’s.
