Professional professional // The Onion's editorial coordinator // A fool unto himself........................... The opinions expressed within this Tumblr are solely my own and 1994 NBA All-Star B.J. Armstrong's.
As scary a concept this is to think about, it actually kind of reassured me. I always figured that a nuke in New York would surely spell my demise. But according to this, both my apartment and office would be outside the blast radius of a Time Square explosion. Yet another “pro” argument for my job switch. Not to mention another reason to avoid Time Square.
