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ringoknowsbest: The White Album Anniversary “Martha My Dear”

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:39:12 -0500

The White Album Anniversary

“Martha My Dear”

Rethink Green

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:26:29 -0500

Just saw the slogan “Rethink Green” on a package of toilet paper. Considering the company’s entire existence is predicated on shoving pounds and pounds of shit-laden tree shreds down our sewers, I could only assume they wanted me to literally rethink the concept of caring about the environment.

Boarding School Student Receives Wet William

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:53:24 -0500

Boarding School Student Receives Wet William

Snowflakes

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:22:23 -0500

clientsfromhell:

“We were wondering if you could possibly use snowflakes that look a little more masculine.”

You know, like snowflakes with dicks.

The story of Chicago’s “Benji” Wilson.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:12:37 -0500

The story of Chicago’s “Benji” Wilson.

thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:42:43 -0500

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: The entire cast of The Muppet Show perform the “Bohemian Rhapsody” cover to end all “Bohemian Rhapsody” covers.

I think I know why I haven’t heard from Mattucci all day…

Context Free Chat Portion

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:12:26 -0500

me: jesus
woman?
giving birth

L.A. Clippers announcers help dispel the notion that most people...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:20:05 -0500

L.A. Clippers announcers help dispel the notion that most people who follow sports closely are ignorant, uncultured idiots. How do they do this? With some critical analysis on eye-ran and the NBA’s only player from that country.

Oh, and Borat jokes.

mattmattucci: Bob Dylan - “Must Be Santa” - This simply...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:17:35 -0500

mattmattucci:

Bob Dylan - “Must Be Santa”

- This simply couldn’t wait until Christmas. It’s just too bizarre.

Just plain crazy. And that’s without even contemplating the straight hair.

hellonewworld: Well …

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:15:27 -0500

hellonewworld:

Well …

hellonewworld: Lego Creative Ads

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:07:09 -0500

hellonewworld:

Lego Creative Ads

Jamie Foxx does what any good event host does… tramples...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:06:34 -0500

Jamie Foxx does what any good event host does… tramples all over his guests’ stage time.

In other news, a roast for Emmitt Smith?

thedailywhat: Animated Short of the Day: To promote the recent...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:59:43 -0500

thedailywhat:

Animated Short of the Day: To promote the recent release of Up on DVD and Blu-ray, Pixar has released a brand new animated short called George & AJ, detailing the events immediately following the two retirement home orderlies’ brief encounter with Carl prior to lift off.

For those who have yet to see the film: While the short doesn’t have much by way of spoilers, it will likely stir an irresistible urge to watch Up, thereby spoiling any other plans you may have had.

[via.]

THIS COMMERCIAL ROCKS

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:54:55 -0500

THIS COMMERCIAL ROCKS:

(via hellofriend)

mattmattucci: A thing of beauty. Oh please, don’t go...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:36:40 -0500

mattmattucci:

A thing of beauty.

Oh please, don’t go around acting like you know what hockley is.

"We need a 4-color, 1 sheet picture menu. PICTURES ONLY, NO WORDS. It’s for the blind and hearing..."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:15:54 -0500

“We need a 4-color, 1 sheet picture menu. PICTURES ONLY, NO WORDS. It’s for the blind and hearing impaired.”

- (via clientsfromhell)

Haha.

"Can you make the circles a little bit rounder?"

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:13:23 -0500

“Can you make the circles a little bit rounder?”

- (via clientsfromhell)

Client: It looks good I just want the text to POP more.. I want more contrast (the text is white on black)

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:13:10 -0500

Client: It looks good I just want the text to POP more.. I want more contrast (the text is white on black)
Client: Can we change it to like a gray?
Me: Gray on black?
Client: Yeah I think that would make it really stand out
Client: (Fast forward 5 color changes to the SWF) I think white would look best here

Man Trapped In 23-Year 'Coma' Was Conscious

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:03:10 -0500

Man Trapped In 23-Year 'Coma' Was Conscious :

“All that time I literally dreamed of a better life. Frustration is too small a word to describe what I felt.

“I shall never forget the day when they discovered what was truly wrong with me - it was my second birth.

“I want to read, talk with my friends via the computer and enjoy life now people know I am not dead.”

mattmattucci: Never-Before-Seen Pics from The Hangover

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:47:50 -0500

mattmattucci:

Never-Before-Seen Pics from The Hangover