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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>He was a fool unto himself.</description><title>TUMBLN DICE</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @tumblndice)</generator><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>$1.3 billion for flu vaccines or green jobs? If your pollster sneezes, you're more likely to say flu vaccines.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://curiouscapitalist.blogs.time.com/2009/11/02/members-of-congress-who-want-to-pass-health-care-reform-should-sneeze-every-time-they-talk-about-it/#ixzz0VvSwrUQW"&gt;$1.3 billion for flu vaccines or green jobs? If your pollster sneezes, you're more likely to say flu vaccines.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://savingpaper.tumblr.com/post/233335754/1-3-billion-for-flu-vaccines-or-green-jobs-if-your"&gt;savingpaper&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last May, University of Michigan psychologists Spike W.S. Lee and Norbert Schwarz sent an experimenter out to shopping malls and downtown business areas to see if people would rather have the federal government spend $1.3 billion on the production of flu vaccines, or $1.3 billion to create “green” jobs. The experimenter got responses from about 50 people. In about half the cases, she coughed and sneezed once before handing over the questionnaire. In the other instances, she simply handed the form over.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The result: Of the people who had just witnessed a sneeze up close and personal, 47.8 percent said that $1.3 billion should be spent on vaccine development. Of the people who had not been a party to the sneeze, 16.7 percent thought flu vaccines were the way to go.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/233337207</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/233337207</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:13:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Big Ben on Twitter</title><description>&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/big_ben_clock"&gt;Big Ben on Twitter&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;A few of his most recent posts:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BONG BONG BONG BONG&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BONG BONG BONG&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BONG BONG&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/233129002</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/233129002</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:51:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>blackandwtf:

 via.

Good evening, Senator. I hope your...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksl7ktdbZz1qa9b8ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/post/233084067/via"&gt;blackandwtf&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://community.livejournal.com/vintagephoto/4608163.html"&gt; via&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Good evening, Senator. I hope your transport was suitable. Come, let’s get a scotch and some fruit rinds.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/233088524</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/233088524</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:54:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Woops</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/stDWNam7RtE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/stDWNam7RtE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Woops&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/232914298</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/232914298</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:48:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>banalitycheck:</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjjjhlP191qzp0s1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://banalitycheck.tumblr.com/post/232069841/peterfeld-icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse"&gt;banalitycheck&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/232075872</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/232075872</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:11:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>blackandwtf:

via.

Oh, man. Been there.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksijtjtbLh1qa9b8ro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/post/231885666/via"&gt;blackandwtf&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnmcnab/3941714576"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, man. Been there.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/231987968</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/231987968</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:06:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Just seeing the word “mashup” is pretty comparable...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SUX9ja5ZY6M&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SUX9ja5ZY6M&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just seeing the word “mashup” is pretty comparable to feeling the cold, boney hand of death run down my spine. But in this instance, I didn’t regret watching.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Props to Scottberg on the find.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/231008008</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/231008008</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:09:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>banalitycheck:

nbaplayoffs2009:

In case, the GIF wasn’t enough...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yT-F5QznjrA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yT-F5QznjrA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://banalitycheck.tumblr.com/post/230319597/nbaplayoffs2009-in-case-the-gif-wasnt-enough"&gt;banalitycheck&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nbaoffseason.com/post/229990285/in-case-the-gif-wasnt-enough-for-you-heres"&gt;nbaplayoffs2009&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In case, the GIF wasn’t enough for you, here’s video of San Antonio’s Manu Ginobili slapping the shit out of a bat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/veteran37"&gt;veteran37&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/230963957</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/230963957</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:04:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via garfieldminusgarfield)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshkiqdip01qz8z2ro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/"&gt;garfieldminusgarfield&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/230961959</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/230961959</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:01:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>mattmattucci:

blackandwtf:

 via.

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kseg52HbOf1qa9b8ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/230798577/blackandwtf-via"&gt;mattmattucci&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/post/229495942/via"&gt;blackandwtf&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sideshowworld.com/tgod-MidgetCity.html"&gt; via&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/230961575</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/230961575</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:01:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>6 minutes of the showzen to finish your Friday.
3:45 —...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UdL2jiM601U&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UdL2jiM601U&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;6 minutes of the showzen to finish your Friday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3:45 — “Daddy!”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/228201069</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/228201069</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:15:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hellonewworld:

“Whose hat represents more oppression — Yours?...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscduzhO4w1qz6lj4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblrer.com/post/228164679/whose-hat-represents-more-oppression-yours-or"&gt;hellonewworld&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Whose hat represents more oppression — Yours? Or Mine?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BAHAHA.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I, too, have an automatic reblog setting for anything Wondershowzen.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/228192665</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/228192665</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:03:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Another yearly tradition…</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/r84r4gMmRf8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/r84r4gMmRf8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Another yearly tradition…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/228133141</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/228133141</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:38:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kakakakatie:

best brewery tour ever!  horray boston

Are you in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksc7vdVTWS1qzsqoeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kakakakatie.tumblr.com/post/228074880/best-brewery-tour-ever-horray-boston"&gt;kakakakatie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;best brewery tour ever!  horray boston&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Are you in the northeast without informing your coolest cousin!?! (Me) And yes, I am reblogging your post just to send you a specific message.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/228130172</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/228130172</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:33:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>me: arf arf arf!&#13;</title><description>me:  arf arf arf!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
meeeeow!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
grrrrrr&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
moooooooo&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
woof&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
squirt&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Sam:  i need new friends</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/228017162</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/228017162</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:53:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Portroids</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.portroids.com/celebrities.htm"&gt;Portroids&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Autographed polaroid shots of celebrities.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Via the &lt;a href="http://yessoonandsoon.blogspot.com/"&gt;A-Town&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/227987294</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/227987294</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:12:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mattmattucci:

This is becoming a Halloween tradition.
So don’t...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wmG80v473AI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wmG80v473AI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/227880181/this-is-becoming-a-halloween-tradition-so-dont"&gt;mattmattucci&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is becoming a Halloween tradition.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So don’t forget, kids — ANYTHING can happen tomorrow.  Even Tim Curry singing with some incredible 80s special effects in the background.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There is no way for me to possibly recommend this video more. It’s honestly a top-5 all-time favorite web video. WATCH IT ALREADY! STOP READING! CLICK PLAY!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/227957138</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/227957138</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:30:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>blackandwtf:

 via.

Yay!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksbusoFIvY1qa9b8ro1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/post/227922993/via"&gt;blackandwtf&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/seattletim/4055084595/in/pool-vintagehalloween"&gt; via&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yay!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/227956580</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/227956580</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:29:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>azizisbored:

Jimmy Kimmel and Melissa Joan Hart
If you told me...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/f_ZBqjNxa8I&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/f_ZBqjNxa8I&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/227057573/jimmy-kimmel-and-melissa-joan-hart-if-you-told-me"&gt;azizisbored&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jimmy Kimmel and Melissa Joan Hart&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you told me the rest of my day would be spent just watching this clip over and over and laughing hysterically, I would be fine with that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow. Major credit for leaving the tongue free of teeth marks on this one.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/227206257</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/227206257</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:23:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>banalitycheck:

sixbucks:

The Kinks: The Village Green...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/227184204/tumblr_ksa9m5VX8v1qz8lm7&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://banalitycheck.tumblr.com/post/227171171/sixbucks-the-kinks-the-village-green"&gt;banalitycheck&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sixbucks.tumblr.com/post/227024004/the-kinks-the-village-green-preservation-society"&gt;sixbucks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Kinks: &lt;i&gt;The Village Green Preservation Society&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;We are the Sherlock Holmes English Speaking Vernacular.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;We are the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;God bless Donald Duck.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/227184204</link><guid>http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/227184204</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:52:15 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
